Capitalism and monopoly – a means to an endgame?
I’ve always bemoaned behemoths such as Tesco for killing off the local shopping parades where you once could find a butcher, a baker, a greengrocer, a small grocery store and a newsagents. ‘Capitalism leads to more choice’ I used to hear from Tory voices on TV, ‘better service' and 'competition drives standards up’. Well, competition when keeping up with the latest techno gadgets certainly keeps them churning out ever more enticing resource-gobbling goodies, but as far as choice and better service goes, I think we’ve all experienced the truth of that.
Where I live, on the edge of a typical urban town, we used to have a newspaper delivery. That was until Tesco took over the local ‘corner shop’ (itself part of a smaller but nearly as ubiquitous name-changing chain). Tesco would not be doing newspaper deliveries. We found a true local corner shop but soon that closed, they could never compete with the low prices Tesco force suppliers to accept. Luckily, we found our local evening paper had its own delivery team. All well and good, except Sundays.
Until recently my partner would go to a nearby garage for his Sunday paper. This has now closed and whilst Tesco, who bought it, redevelop it into another of their ‘corner shops’, we have had to go to another Tesco a small distance away. Well that’s no big deal really, unless you have an aversion to Tesco - it’s only till the more-local Tesco is up and running after all. Well, the big deal is this. Last weekend The Sunday Times bale from the Tesco a small distance away was burnt in an underpass so I had to go to the next nearest shop, another name-change chain. As expected, everyone else had gone there too, so they were sold out. I finally found one in the next borough, in a Co-Op. Now I like Co-Op because it’s a pretty ethical store, but it’s a drive away so ecologically not sensible, but I’m glad I was pushed that way. Recently I heard a comment attributed to Tesco saying their smaller stores were no dearer than the larger stores. Well if that’s the case, I wouldn’t want to shop at their larger stores!! Stopping to get some butter, I found Lurpak Light Spreadable was £2.50 in Tesco, and only £2.15 in Co-Op. It’s bad enough they kill off all competition in the area so you have to drive 10 minutes just to buy your groceries using petrol you can only find now in a supermarket petrol station, but to have to pay 35p more for a basic food item if you don’t want to drive, some choice.
Harrumph! I think I got that off my chest now...
… best not start thinking about the abolition of the10p tax band and Tesco using part-time below threshold workers so not paying employers national insurance for them whilst the welfare sector and national health service pick up the pieces once they're unable to work any longer...A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a 50 pence piece.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking and
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the money to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?
"No," the woman replies, "I work for the Inland Revenue"













2008-07-23 @ 16:22